Oh what hopes I had for this. Like all of us too lazy to actually do something, I wished for an easy way out of my cellulite - and an easier way into my favourite summer dress. So, being the gullible fool that I am, I bought this creme. Well.
The reviews certainly promised a slight warming sensation, but I don't know where people get their thick skin if that is what they actually felt. My first minute of having this ointment of hell all over my (slightly flabby) body was uneventful. But then! Oh, if being burned in hell feels anything like this, I think I might actually start going to church.
After about thirty minutes of slowly but surely and almost unbearably roasting in my own PJs I finally understood what a piglet on a grill must feel like. All through this highly trying time I debated between remaining fat for the rest of my life and washing the hellish creme off, and powering through this while imagining how nice I might look once this is all over. I managed, though I may have cried once or twice. I think I also smelled bacon.
Will I repeat the experience? Yes, probably, because that's just the kind of incorrigible human being I seem to be.
Did it actually do something? Well, I think it did - my skin looks smoother after just one use. Though with my vision being -11, I could very well be imagining it (but wishful thinking has always been my strong suit).
Would I recommend it? Uh-huh, please do get it too, I believe we're all entitled to an unforgettable evening every now and then.
|Paketets mått||19.6 x 7.6 x 5.1 centimeter|
|Package Weight||0.27 Kilogram|
|Artikelmått LxBxH||21 x 6 x 3 centimeter|
|Artikelns vikt||0.25 Kilogram|
|Produktens mått||21 x 6 x 3 cm; 250 Gram|